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| Version | User | Scope of changes |
|---|---|---|
| Nov 14 2009, 4:50 AM EST | rensmeeno.1 | 25 words added, 1 word deleted |
| Oct 31 2009, 12:31 PM EDT | missnicolecullen | 13 words added |
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1. Alice = Tell her if she was a few cm smaller she would be A legal midget!
2. Alice = Say that Jasper is gay and that he is using her to make Emmett jealous!
3. Alice = Scratch her beautiful porsche.
4. Alice = Lock her closet…and give the key to Jacob.
5. Alice = Paint ''I,Alice Cullen,am a midget'' on her porsche.
6. Bella = When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
7. Bella = Replace all of Bella’s jeans and t-shirts with pink lace and frilly dresses.
8. Bella = Ask her to a dance.
9. Bella = Make yourself look gorgeous, then tell Bella you've been seeing the hottest guy in school. When she asks who, say Edward Cullen in a dreamy voice.
10. Bella = tell her that Renesmee loves Aro and went to see him.
Bella=tell her that renesmee isn't hers but it's edwards with anothr girl.
11. Carlisle = Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
12. Carlisle = Visit Carlisle at the hospital for every papercut, hiccup, and scrape imaginable.
13. Carlisle = If Alice plans a Birthday party for you, get a paper cut then make Edward throw you to save you from Jasper and cut your arm open and make Carlisle sew it back togather.
14. Carlisle Tell your friends that Carlisle's old enough to be their great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, grand father.
15. Carlisle = Get Carlisle drunk before an operation.
16. Carlisle = Dress up like Bugs Bunny and whenver Carlisle's around say what's up, doc?
17. Carlisle = Call him Dr.Fangs
18. Edward = Running it by Charlie that Edward has been ‘sleeping’ with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
19. Edward = Prance around the house singing Madonna’s ‘Like a virgin’ at the top of your lungs every morning.
20. Edward = Say that Bella is pregnant with Mike Newtons baby.
21. Edward = Then say that you were only joking after he kills him!
22. Edward = Ask him to turn you into a vampire.
23. Edward = Think of a joke to tell him and when he says the right answer say " No!! And you call yourself a Mind Reader!! Pfftttt!! ''
24. Edward = Tell him Bella left to see Jacob... And took Renesmee with her.
25. Edward = Tell him that Bella's been thinking of Jacob a lot.
26. Edward = Say “Yeah Edward” when the teacher says no cheating.
27. Edward = Tell him he could never guess what you're thinking while thinking about how much you love him.
28. Emmett = Steal his jeep. Paint it hot pink.
29. Emmett = Tell him that he couldn't win an armwrestling match against Bella even if his life sorry existence depended on it.
2. Alice = Say that Jasper is gay and that he is using her to make Emmett jealous!
3. Alice = Scratch her beautiful porsche.
4. Alice = Lock her closet…and give the key to Jacob.
5. Alice = Paint ''I,Alice Cullen,am a midget'' on her porsche.
6. Bella = When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
7. Bella = Replace all of Bella’s jeans and t-shirts with pink lace and frilly dresses.
8. Bella = Ask her to a dance.
9. Bella = Make yourself look gorgeous, then tell Bella you've been seeing the hottest guy in school. When she asks who, say Edward Cullen in a dreamy voice.
10. Bella = tell her that Renesmee loves Aro and went to see him.
Bella=tell her that renesmee isn't hers but it's edwards with anothr girl.
11. Carlisle = Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
12. Carlisle = Visit Carlisle at the hospital for every papercut, hiccup, and scrape imaginable.
13. Carlisle = If Alice plans a Birthday party for you, get a paper cut then make Edward throw you to save you from Jasper and cut your arm open and make Carlisle sew it back togather.
14. Carlisle Tell your friends that Carlisle's old enough to be their great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, grand father.
15. Carlisle = Get Carlisle drunk before an operation.
16. Carlisle = Dress up like Bugs Bunny and whenver Carlisle's around say what's up, doc?
17. Carlisle = Call him Dr.Fangs
18. Edward = Running it by Charlie that Edward has been ‘sleeping’ with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
19. Edward = Prance around the house singing Madonna’s ‘Like a virgin’ at the top of your lungs every morning.
20. Edward = Say that Bella is pregnant with Mike Newtons baby.
21. Edward = Then say that you were only joking after he kills him!
22. Edward = Ask him to turn you into a vampire.
23. Edward = Think of a joke to tell him and when he says the right answer say " No!! And you call yourself a Mind Reader!! Pfftttt!! ''
24. Edward = Tell him Bella left to see Jacob... And took Renesmee with her.
25. Edward = Tell him that Bella's been thinking of Jacob a lot.
26. Edward = Say “Yeah Edward” when the teacher says no cheating.
27. Edward = Tell him he could never guess what you're thinking while thinking about how much you love him.
28. Emmett = Steal his jeep. Paint it hot pink.
29. Emmett = Tell him that he couldn't win an armwrestling match against Bella even if his life sorry existence depended on it.
30. Emmett = Dress up in a grizzly bear costume and attack Emmett then take off the head piece and say hi.
31. Esme = Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a *********.
32. Esme = Tell her the none of them like her.
33. Jasper = Beg him not to eat you.
34. Jasper = Call him Jasper Cullen.
35. Jasper = Tell him he's a horrible vegetarian and even Bella did better then him.
36. Jasper = Ask him why he has so many bruises.
37. Renesmee = tell her that jacob has lost interest in her and has started following claire.
38. Rosalie = Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
39. Rosalie = Tell her she's ugly and that she needs to loose 20 pounds.
40. Rosalie = Lock her and Jacob in the same room and tell her you'll kill Emmet if she does anything to him.
41. Rosalie = Call Emmett your Monkey Man
42. Whole Family = Take them to a zoo and say, "Have fun hunting!"
43. Most Of The Family = Tell Emmet, Rosalie is dating Jasper.then tell Rose, Emmet is dating Alice!!
44. Whole Family = Tell them vampire baseball is dumb.
45. Whole family = On each of their birthday, give that person a coffin with their name on it.
46. Whole family = Call the whole family emo's.
32. Esme = Tell her the none of them like her.
33. Jasper = Beg him not to eat you.
34. Jasper = Call him Jasper Cullen.
35. Jasper = Tell him he's a horrible vegetarian and even Bella did better then him.
36. Jasper = Ask him why he has so many bruises.
37. Renesmee = tell her that jacob has lost interest in her and has started following claire.
38. Rosalie = Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
39. Rosalie = Tell her she's ugly and that she needs to loose 20 pounds.
40. Rosalie = Lock her and Jacob in the same room and tell her you'll kill Emmet if she does anything to him.
41. Rosalie = Call Emmett your Monkey Man
42. Whole Family = Take them to a zoo and say, "Have fun hunting!"
43. Most Of The Family = Tell Emmet, Rosalie is dating Jasper.then tell Rose, Emmet is dating Alice!!
44. Whole Family = Tell them vampire baseball is dumb.
45. Whole family = On each of their birthday, give that person a coffin with their name on it.
46. Whole family = Call the whole family emo's.
47. Whole family = Dress up as Elmer Fudd and follow them around with a fake shotgun ( a facimile of a real one).
48. Peter Facinelli = say to him"aren't you supposed to be blind?"
49. Robert Pattinson = Ask him to play tig.
48. Peter Facinelli = say to him"aren't you supposed to be blind?"
49. Robert Pattinson = Ask him to play tig.
50. Robert Pattinson = follow him like a crazy,mad person and let him know dat u r a really biiiggg fan of him.
51. Robert Pattinson = cut ur hand or neck like some women did in china .......
52.Robert Pattinson = keep calling him edward
53. Robert Pattinson = Show him a photo of him as cedric and him as Edward and the ask if they are all triplets.
53.54. Mike Newton = Tell him that he'll never get Bella and remind him he's stuck with Jessica
51. Robert Pattinson = cut ur hand or neck like some women did in china .......
52.Robert Pattinson = keep calling him edward
53. Robert Pattinson = Show him a photo of him as cedric and him as Edward and the ask if they are all triplets.
53.54. Mike Newton = Tell him that he'll never get Bella and remind him he's stuck with Jessica
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