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How To Annoy Members Of The Cullen Family!!! |
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1. Alice = Tell her if she was a few cm smaller she would be legally a midget!
2. Edward = Prance around the house singing Madonna’s ‘Like a virgin’ at the top of your lungs every morning.
3. Edward = Running it by Charlie that Edward has been ‘sleeping’ with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
4. Emmett = Steal his jeep. Paint it hot pink.
5. Esme = Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a paedophile.
6. Jasper = Call him Jasper Cullen.
7. Jasper = Beg him not to eat you.
8. Carlisle = Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9. Rosalie = Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
10. Bella (She becomes a cullen in breaking dawn soo haha) = When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
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2. Edward = Prance around the house singing Madonna’s ‘Like a virgin’ at the top of your lungs every morning.
3. Edward = Running it by Charlie that Edward has been ‘sleeping’ with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
4. Emmett = Steal his jeep. Paint it hot pink.
5. Esme = Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a paedophile.
6. Jasper = Call him Jasper Cullen.
7. Jasper = Beg him not to eat you.
8. Carlisle = Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9. Rosalie = Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
10. Bella (She becomes a cullen in breaking dawn soo haha) = When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
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