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How To Annoy Members Of The Cullen Family!!! |
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1.Alice=tell her if she was a few cm smaller she would be legally a midget!
2.Edward=Prance around the house singing Madonna’s ‘Like a virgin’ at the top of your lungs every morning.
3.Edward=Running it by Charlie that Edward has been ‘sleeping’ with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
4.Emmett=steal his jeep. paint it hot pink
5.Esme=Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a paedophile.
6.Jasper=call him Jasper Cullen
7.jasper=Beg him not to eat you
8.Carlisle=Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent
9.Rosalie=Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her
10.Bella(she becomes a cullen in breaking dawn soo haha)=When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
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2.Edward=Prance around the house singing Madonna’s ‘Like a virgin’ at the top of your lungs every morning.
3.Edward=Running it by Charlie that Edward has been ‘sleeping’ with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
4.Emmett=steal his jeep. paint it hot pink
5.Esme=Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a paedophile.
6.Jasper=call him Jasper Cullen
7.jasper=Beg him not to eat you
8.Carlisle=Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent
9.Rosalie=Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her
10.Bella(she becomes a cullen in breaking dawn soo haha)=When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
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