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animi vampalice&bella hugrenesmee
Hello, my name is emmy jasper/alice
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Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and bring him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have always had the best shoulder to cry on.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Open the fridge and make themself at home.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask you for their number.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a closet full of your stuff.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a biography on your life.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will always go with you.
FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will say, "Don't hurt her," and leave it at that.
BEST FRIENDS: Will say, "She's my best friend, break her heart, I'll break your nose!"
FRIENDS: Will wait for you if you're late.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the only reason why you're never on time.
sweet things a guy would do if he really loves you
1.. Know how to make you smile when you are down 2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but you always notice. 3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence 4. Give you the remote control during the game 5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you 6. Play with your hair 7. His hands always find yours 8.Be cute when he really wants something. 9. Offer you plenty of massages 10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork 11. Never run out of love 12. Be funny , but knows how to be serious 13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious 14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready. 15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts 16. Smile a lot 17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you. 18. Appreciate you. 19. Help others out. 20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1 21.Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching. 22.Sing , even if he can't 23. Have a creative sense of humor 24.Stare at you. 25.Call for no reason 26..Quit smoking , chewing , drinking , or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it. And this LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!! ---------------------------------MY VITALS
this for my best friends laurarushworth and brianna laffey
YOU BOTH ROCK
Insert your profile picture here!Occupation:student
Home town:easthapton
Location
:Greenfield
Astrological sign:gemini



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MORE ABOUT ME...

I joined this wiki because:

The best word to describe me is: wiard

Interests:writhing

Favorite movies: twilight

Favorite TV shows: inuyasha
team Jacob JACOB
My hero(es): my mom and alice

My dream superpower is: second sight/ invisabilety
If I could live anywhere, it would be: Tennessee

My dream job(s): actress model



Try Not To Cry:
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost



book covers
What else you should know about me:
I m Alice Cullen
You are Alice Cullen.Your ability to foresee
danger and misfortune doesn't diminish your bubbly optimism.
You are a force to be reckoned with -- anybody with enough
sense knows,you never bet against Alice.

jacobe blackYou're sitting at lunch by yourself, when you see Jacob Black walk in. You've been watching him for a few days, because he just moved here from somewhere north. He's only been going to your school for about 2 weeks, but you can't seem to take your eyes off him. You're VERY surprised when he sits down next to you, carrying two trays. "Wow Jacob, that's...a lot of food." "I'm really hungry. how do you know my name?" "I'm in your Spanish class, duh." He starts laughing and you duck your head down and blush. "Why you blushing?" "DO you really want to know?" "Duh." You both laugh. "Put it this way...I don't exactly talk to boys. Feel free to laugh." He doesn't laugh, but you look over and see him smiling. (OMG, he looks so sexy!!!!) "Well emily I don't exactly talk to girls that much either. Join the club." You two talk for a while and agree to sit next to eachother tomorrow

Jacob Black He's funny, friendly and good with cars!! If you like guys who can be your bestfriend and your boyfriend Jacob's your guy!!



Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Edington at the Rose Chapel?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Edington was dead at the time, is that correct?
A: No stupid, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy!

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there girls?

Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
A: I'll be three months on November 8.
Q: Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you doing at that time?

Q: I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture.
A: That's me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?









You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Worst Pickup Lines ever!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.


Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.


Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.


Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.


Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter


Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.


Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.


Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?


Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing


Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together


Man: Do you have a library card?
Woman: Why?
Man: Because I'm checking you out!


Man: Was your dad a robber?
Woman: Why?
Man:Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.





















































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twilight2009/coolcat ailce and bella rocks 0 Dec 9 2009, 5:18 AM EST by twilight2009/coolcat
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cool i love twilight bella and ailce are the best
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alice500 twilight 0 Aug 16 2009, 11:20 PM EDT by alice500
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on youtube you can see a breaking dawn preview and see leah transform It's so cool!
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alice500 renesmee 0 Aug 5 2009, 2:42 PM EDT by alice500
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will people stop guessing what she will look like because your getting it wrong se has curly hair and it's the same color as Edward's and she has Bella's eyes before she became a vampier i don't mean to be rude but if your going to guess at least go by the book please
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alice500 renesmee 0 Jul 24 2009, 11:19 PM EDT by alice500
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what do you think she will look like
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