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Twilight Apple
HELLO, MY NAME IS KINKIE!!
Twilight AppleMY VITALS ?? wat!
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Twilight AppleMORE ABOUT ME
VIST My WEBSITE!!		 http:///dazzledtwilight.wetpaint.com
Fave color		 neon green (( i like all neon colors ))
fave food		 JUNK FOOD!!
Single or Taken?		 0_0






Bella Swan Yes i know, im Bella SWAN!! IM WITH EDWARD CULLEN. NOW BACK OFF, I HATE YOU!! omg lol im soo jokeing with you guys. I SO LOVE YOU GUYS!!

    bite me. literally.
    (\ _ /) This is Bunny.
    (='.'=) Put her on your Profile.
    (")_(") So she could take over the world!

    Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Horatio'sGirl, Twifans
    98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
    .:If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile:.
    If you think we should watch Horatio Caine beat up Rick Stetler over Yelina Salas from "CSI: Miami," copy this into your profile.
    If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
    If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
    If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
    If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

    .•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) ~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer~
    If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
    CHEESE!! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
    If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile.
    If you have ever slapped someone, copy this into your profile.

    You know you live in 2008 when...
    1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
    2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
    3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
    4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
    6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
    7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
    8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
    9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
    10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
    11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
    12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
    And of course this ...

    26 sweet thing a guy would do
    1.. Know how to make you smile when you are down
    2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but you always notice.
    3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence
    4. Give you the remote control during the game
    5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you
    6. Play with your hair
    7. His hands always find yours
    8.Be cute when he really wants something.
    9. Offer you plenty of massages
    10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork
    11. Never run out of love
    12. Be funny , but knows how to be serious
    13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious
    14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
    15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts
    16. Smile a lot
    17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
    18. Appreciate you.
    19. Help others out.
    20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1
    21.Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
    22.Sing , even if he can't
    23. Have a creative sense of humor
    24.Stare at you.
    25.Call for no reason
    26..Quit smoking , chewing , drinking , or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.
    And this ...

    I'M SORRY
    that you think the Jonas Brothers are gay
    and only because they dont talk about hooking
    up with girls in their music.
    I'M SORRY
    that you think they are pansies,
    and only because they aren't cussing
    at us through their music.
    I'M SORRY
    that you joke at me for being in love with them
    and only because you dont know them,
    and haven't given them a chance.
    I'M SORRY
    That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,
    so you think that they are wussies
    and only because you dont have the guts to
    call us beautiful instead, too.
    I'M SORRY
    That you think their music sucks
    and only because they arent talking about
    getting drunk or high.
    And most of all I'M SORRY
    that you haven't even given them a chance.
    You haven't even listened to their music. And
    you haven't even thought about the fact that
    girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do,
    Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!


    ONLY IN AMERICA...
    ...can a pizza get delivered to your house sooner than an ambulance can
    ...are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink
    ...do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while the healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
    ...do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke
    ...do banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the counter
    ...do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, and worthless stuff in the garage
    ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10, and buns in packages of 8
    ...do we use the word 'politics' so freely: Latin: 'poli' meaning many, and 'ticks' meaning blood sucking leaches
    ...do they have drive up ATM's with Braille lettering


    FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
    BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
    FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
    BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
    FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
    BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
    FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
    BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and bring him to you.
    FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
    BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
    FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
    BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
    FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
    BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
    FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
    BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"
    FRIENDS: Will help you move.
    BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
    FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
    BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
    FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
    BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
    FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
    BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
    FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
    BEST FRIENDS: Have always had the best shoulder to cry on.
    FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
    BEST FRIENDS: Open the fridge and make themself at home.
    FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
    BEST FRIENDS: Ask you for their number.
    FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
    BEST FRIENDS: Have a closet full of your stuff.
    FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
    BEST FRIENDS: Could write a biography on your life.
    FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
    BEST FRIENDS: Will always go with you.
    FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying.
    BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
    FRIENDS: Will say, "Don't hurt her," and leave it at that.
    BEST FRIENDS: Will say, "She's my best friend, break her heart, I'll break your nose!"
    FRIENDS: Will wait for you if you're late.
    BEST FRIENDS: Are the only reason why you're never on time.

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